Why do I even bother

I mean, part of why I'm not gonna is bc I have vacations planned where I KNOW I won't have my full makeup kit with me 😂

Fucking done

I love a good revenge road trip, but the museum visit is a bonus!

Context: I could not find my phone. Where was it? In my own two hands 🤣

I'm truly just a dumb bitch 🙃

I yearn for a rigid heddle loom so I can weave scarves and shawls so I can romantically drape them around myself and wait at the seaside for my long lost lover to return. Plot twist - she's at work...or downstairs in the basement questioning her romantic life choices.

Sounds fair

I really love living in a big city, but...can we just kick all the men out? I feel like the majority of my problems with strangers end up involving a man.

My brain, for no reason: you're absolute shit, unlovable, and you should probably just die. Me: It's not even noon yet, wtf.

Apparently it's a 90s themed dress day at work and I forgot. Thankfully, I look like a goth girl that never left the 90s every day anyway. So... technically I'm in theme.

I wish more people understood that if I'm reading a book - that is the universal sign of "do not fucking talk to me. I do not want a conversation." I'm reading, shut up lol.

TIL that right turns on red was allowed in the US after the 70s oil crisis to save fuel. ROR turn lanes are incredibly high for pedestrian and cycle crashes. Yet...it saves fuel, so who cares? Killing people: fine Human-focused infrastructure: the woke left agenda. Wtf...

Honestly, Europeans are right about a lot of shit that we get wrong in America. This is not bread. This is toast. You will not change my mind.

I'm still watching videos about street infrastructure and as an American I'm allowed to say this: The Europeans are right. We hate roundabouts bc Americans don't know how to use them. They're better than signaled intersections - y'all just don't know how to drive.

I watched a video about crosswalks and apparently, some have these flags you're supposed to hold while crossing the street instead of idk - making infrastructure slow cars down. If my city does this, I'm trying bricks to all the flags to throw at cars to make it even easier for them to see ppl.

Tldr - stroads suck. Cars suck. Design urban streets for bikes and walking - not cars Ty for coming to my Ted Talk 😂

And as a pedestrian they feel IMPOSSIBLE to cross bc you've got so many wide, high traffic lanes and barely any sidewalk space. Stroads are literally the worst kind of hybrid piece of infrastructure in an urban environment, and shit would be better if we had human - focused infrastructure.

They suck to bike on because while the cars are not as fast as a proper road - it's still faster than street traffic so you're sharing a path with heavy, fast, metal boxes that can smack into you if a driver isn't paying attention - bc of course there's no protected bike lane on a stroad - fuck that

Like, a futon is if your shitty couch and shitty bed got fused together to make a single piece of furniture that functions as neither. Same with a stroad. They suck to drive on because your speeds are reduced - which leads to more traffic congestion.