Dragon in a bathrobe Their kobold is wearing a Snuggie backwards to try and mimic the dragon

but being sucked is sick 😎 ... I'll show myself out

I'll be real: until a random clip from Bartok the Magnificent was recommended to me on YouTube, I didn't really understand transformation as a kink. But watching the villain's tf sequence into a dragon might have awoken something in me, even if the song was meh, and I now want dragon HRT.

My memories are fuzzier than I am, but I think I remember hearing rumors about Easter eggs that would happen if you played specific songs. The only one I could feasibly put stock in is Totaka’s Song, but I KNOW that doesn’t work

Remember: whenever it seems like there are a lot of right-wing people online, it’s basically a few sad guys playing Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2 bad guy with their holograms. And they hate it when the world sees just how alone they are.

My point is we should make a Chef Boyardee Day instead of Columbus Day

Just saying: if it’s not a day off, it’s not even a real holiday, it’s just marketing so we feel more enthusiastic about a day. Besides, Ettore Boiardi (also known as Hector Boyardee) did more to get Italians viewed as upstanding citizens in this country than Columbus did.

If true, that is one agent who NEEDS to be fired. Either from the job or out of a cannon.

Next time tech bros try to say that AI is the way of the future, remind them that Dippin’ Dots claimed THEY were the way of the future, too.

Turns out, Harmony of Dissonance is actually pretty fun when you don’t have people telling you it sucks. I mean, it has raccoon balls in it! Does the game YOU’RE playing have raccoon balls? Didn’t think so.

*looking at other pairs associated with rubies and sapphires* ... I might have guessed.

except for Badgerbolds. Do not snuggle the Badgerbolds

Freaking Kobold Rights Activists... Next they'll demand kobolds get TWO days off every week! For what? Moss gathering? Preposterous...

Cooling down after a grocery run and bringing my things upstairs, but I have groceries for a week or two, depending on if I'm as good at rationing IRL as I am in Skyrim. Stream will start when my sweat stops.

Letting my stomach settle, then stream will happen 

Fellas, one of my kobold jumped off the mountain to try and figure out how to fly with a wing suit. What essential oils heal a dislocated neck?

Bohemian Rhapsody in Blue