Yeah that remains an option if I wanna spend the next 8-12h in the waiting room 🫠 somebody make it make sense man

Last time this happened I was in Alberta, where they had - shock!! - urgent care clinics open 24/7...after a 3h wait I had a dose of antibiotics and a prescription for more to fill in the morning Like...wtf, why is this rocket science

GOD FORBID you have a non-emergency medical complaint outside office hours in this fucking province, ugh, I could scrreeeeeeeeam

Telehealth: Hi this is a callback service and the wait time is about 7 hours Me: ...that's 4am Telehealth: That's right Me: Yeah, never mind

Man I am tired and vaguely angry today, which probably just means I am tired

I like to imagine the guy asking an oracle about his legacy and then being a little unnerved when the oracle couldn't stop laughing

genius

Dear Struggling, alas, your office mate is perfect and snoogly, you just gotta resign yourself to the scritchies. Work isn't that important anyway 🙃

I had a similar reaction to an author who wrote a celebrated book while unemployed in his 20s, iirc ...while living at his parents' French villa 😑

They never serve me, I should know better 😭😭😭

Just the kind where I woke up more tired and therefore full of regret 💀

I was feeling beat and therefore...napped TACTICAL ERROR 🚨🚨🚨 DANGER DANGER ALERT ALERT

the laziest vampire

Yuppppppp a definite element of the siren song of The Back of Beyond

Pieces of it turned out half decent I think! and the rest is just me goofing around lol but hopefully fun for the writer = fun for the reader 🤞

Because Tolkien is great and everything but there was a sad paucity of dick jokes in the songs of middle earth

Among the unexpected kicks I am getting out of this vampire trilogy is including occasional poems, one or two of which have been plot relevant and the rest of which are pure unnecessary silliness Because whenever somebody breaks into bawdy song you gotta include a few lyrics, OBVS

Noble chaos beast is le coziest in a sunbeam ❤️😎