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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof

@evanbernick.bsky.social

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Associate Prof at Northern Illinois University College of Law. Constitutional law, criminal law, abolition, philosophy, hoops, video games, puppies (esp. Argo the Floof). Probably nicer than you’ve heard. He/him.

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@evanbernick.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 10:55 PM

Good. RE is a good-ass time at the movies and genuinely interesting as an effort to translate the experience of one medium into another. www.ign.com/articles/res...

@evanbernick.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 9:47 PM

this seems impawtant as well

close up of perfect paws
@evanbernick.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 9:47 PM

also that is a TAIL

@evanbernick.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 9:46 PM

when you realize your whiskers are in fact bigger than your head

@thegoldenratio4.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 9:32 PMReposted by @evanbernick.bsky.social

Name that sploot!

@evanbernick.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 7:18 PMReposted by @evanbernick.bsky.social

“Nothing in his life became him like the leaving of it” (Thorgrim the Norwegian Version)

Njal’s Saga: 

When the attackers came near they did not know whether Gunnar was at home, and they asked for someone to go first and find out. Thor-grim the Nor- wegian went to the hall while the others sat down on the ground. Gunnar saw a red tunic at the window and he made a thrust with his halberd and hit Thorgrim in the waist. The Norwegian lost his grip on his shield, his feet slipped and he fell off the roof and then walked to where Gizur and the others weresitting on the ground.

Gizur looked at him and spoke: 'Well, is Gunnar at
home?' Thorgrim answered, 'Find that out for yourselves, but I've found out one thing - that his halberd's at
home.'

Then he fell down dead.
@evanbernick.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 8:57 PM

YES HENLO

An extraordinarily large Bernese mountain dog
@aimaiami.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 7:40 PMReposted by @evanbernick.bsky.social

How much do I love this book?

@evanbernick.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 7:19 PM

my man exits this vale of tears like he lost a midseason fantasy football match

@evanbernick.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 7:18 PM

“Nothing in his life became him like the leaving of it” (Thorgrim the Norwegian Version)

Njal’s Saga: 

When the attackers came near they did not know whether Gunnar was at home, and they asked for someone to go first and find out. Thor-grim the Nor- wegian went to the hall while the others sat down on the ground. Gunnar saw a red tunic at the window and he made a thrust with his halberd and hit Thorgrim in the waist. The Norwegian lost his grip on his shield, his feet slipped and he fell off the roof and then walked to where Gizur and the others weresitting on the ground.

Gizur looked at him and spoke: 'Well, is Gunnar at
home?' Thorgrim answered, 'Find that out for yourselves, but I've found out one thing - that his halberd's at
home.'

Then he fell down dead.
@therunningyogini.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 5:16 PMReposted by @evanbernick.bsky.social

Wild

Patrick Daugherty
3m ago
Jaguars with one of the worst losses in the history of the league 1/2

now
Eagles with one of the worst losses in the history of the league 2/2
@evanbernick.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 5:21 PM

Literally the Sistine Chapel yesterday

@evanbernick.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 4:52 PM

Explore became OnlyBears so gradually I didn’t even notice

@evanbernick.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 2:13 PMReposted by @evanbernick.bsky.social

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@evanbernick.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 12:38 PMReposted by @evanbernick.bsky.social

Q: Are you enjoying your waffle? a: yes Q: Are you floofing? A: YES

@evanbernick.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 2:13 PM

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@explore.orgOct 10, 2026, 3:46 PMReposted by @evanbernick.bsky.social

Gully's wide load!

@evanbernick.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 12:38 PM

Q: Are you enjoying your waffle? a: yes Q: Are you floofing? A: YES

@sickoscommittee.orgOct 10, 2026, 8:07 PMReposted by @evanbernick.bsky.social

Hi, everyone, hi, just need you to stop for a moment and watch this Tulsa TD.

@evanbernick.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 4:21 AM

It was actually Chandler who said a less profane version of that about a plot point in the big sleep lol. This is just a joke.

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