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@chronicillness.bsky.social

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Chronic Illnesses + Autoimmune Disorders R no laughing matter but my humorous posts will make U feel better for while. https://chronicillnesstees.etsy.com
https://mybodyistryingtokillme.com/
https://www.redbubble.com/people/ChronicillnessT
#chronicillness

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@chronicillness.bsky.social Aug 12, 2026, 6:23 PM Pinned

As shirts, mugs etc www.etsy.com/shop/Chronic... or www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1829...

black t-shirt displayed against a neutral background featuring distressed white text that reads:

"If You're Healthy And You Know It HOW THE F*CK?"

The final line, "HOW THE F*CK?", is styled inside a solid white rectangular box with stencil-like black text.

A red banner at the bottom of the image includes the following shop URLs in white text:

etsy.com/shop/ChronicIllnessTees

redbubble.com/people/ChronicillnessT

@chronicillness.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 11:01 PM

meme with text at the top that reads: "Me, doing nothing all day because I have an appointment at 4". Below the caption is a photo of a small Kermit the Frog plush toy sitting upright on a large gray textured couch. Kermit is holding a tiny teacup on a matching saucer, staring straight ahead blankly.

MyBodyIsTryingToKillMe.com

@chronicillness.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 10:30 PM

Pharmacy cashier: Would you like a receipt?

Me: No thank you. I'd prefer to pretend it didn't happen.

@chronicillness.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 10:01 PM

Getting older means your arm has to be in just the right position when you go to bed if you want to use it the next day. SARCASM DEPT.

@chronicillness.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 9:30 PM

waiting for the day the tooth fairy comes for the rest of my bones

@chronicillness.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 9:01 PM

Explaining how autoimmune diseases work the enemy... is the inner me Image Description:A meme featuring Nick Miller (played by Jake Johnson) from the television show New Girl talking to Tran. Nick is speaking intensely with one hand resting on his chest, and white subtitles across the bottom read, "the enemy... is the inner me". Along the left edge, there is vertical watermark text reading "@thesaltpacket".

@chronicillness.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 8:30 PM

@justmecherie93 - type "I need more" and see what pops up. Mine was ibuprofen.

@chronicillness.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 8:01 PM

Me before any physical activity: Eh, what could it hurt? Me the next day: Image Description:A meme featuring a person wrapped completely head-to-toe in a full-body white plaster cast, wearing a halo traction brace around their head. They are sitting in a wheelchair with both legs elevated and arms propped outward, located inside a living room next to a beige sofa with red throw pillows. In the bottom left corner, there is a faint script watermark that reads "@zebrawarriorprincess".

@chronicillness.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 7:30 PM

two-panel meme featuring Chris Griffin from Family Guy.

In the top panel, labeled "Me in the morning", Chris sits behind a desk with a blank expression.

In the bottom panel, labeled "My body deciding whats gonna hurt me today", Chris is shown spinning a multicolored prize wheel divided into colorful wedges labeled with body parts: "Hips", "Ankles", "Knees", "Back", "Wrists", "Neck", "Shoulders", and "Jaw", along with one black section that reads "The chrushing debt Of being alive".

@chronicillness.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 6:30 PM

Source: raph_comic on insta

1st panel: burnt match talking to new math and the burn match says 'i just feel so burnt out'
2nd panel: the new match says 'take some time to relax. you'l feel better'
3rd match: the burnt match watching tv on the couch
4th match: the burnt match looks in mirror and he still looks the same 'sigh...'

Source: raph_comic on insta

@chronicillness.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 6:01 PM

when you need another prior authorization to fill the same prescription you've been filing for years [guy crying and looking up at the sky like whyyyy]

@chronicillness.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 5:30 PM

1st panel: someone holding an injured Pikachu 'please help him, he's dying'

2nd panel: A nurse with US flag on her says "does he have insurance tho'

@chronicillness.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 5:03 PM

My soul wouldn't make death sick, but my body would. Source: @jakelikesonions

1st panel: death saying to a scared guy 'your soul is mine'
2nd panel: death sucking up the guys soul
3rd panel: death holding on to the guys shoulders and just staring
4th panel: death vomits back up the soul onto the guy "pthhhhbbt'

@chronicillness.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 4:30 PM

1st user: my kink is when doctors actually care about my feelings and what I have to say

2nd user: too unrealistic, settle for bondage like the rest of us

@chronicillness.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 3:30 PM

An inspirational-style graphic showing a bright, cloudy sky with sunbeams shining through the clouds at sunrise or sunset. Bold white text at the top reads, "IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED" in all capital letters. Below, near the bottom center, white text reads, "That Tracks."

MyBodyIsTryingToKillMe.com

@chronicillness.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 2:30 PM

@creatorofmyunvi

@creatorofmyunvi - don't forget to eat, you need strength to suffer

@chronicillness.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 2:02 PM

@whattodoHQ Resting before I'm completely fucked is apparently a skill I'm still learning

@chronicillness.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 1:30 PM

Chronically Bendy on FB

@chronicillness.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 1:02 PM

Doctors when you tell them that you have, in fact, tried drinking more water and exercising

[dwight from the office in a tux saying: I don't believe you. Continue. ]

@chronicillness.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 12:30 PM

A three-panel meme featuring Ryan Bergara and Ryan Lim from Watcher (formerly BuzzFeed Unsolved). In the top panel, Ryan Bergara wearing clear glasses gesturing with both hands while text overlay reads: "It costs $400 to see a specialist". In the bottom-left panel, Ryan Bergara looks off-camera with a smirk, gesturing again, with text reading: "But it's free to just tell yourself, 'It be like that sometimes.'" In the bottom-right panel, Ryan Lim looks bewildered and skeptical, with text reading: "What? No-"

@chronicillness.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 12:01 PM

You deserve better than feeling that gut-wrenching sense that you’ve done something terribly wrong every time you go to a doctor’s appointment.

MyBodyIsTryingToKillMe.com

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