A peridot hair barrette, a whiteboard with waterproof markers, and an electron microscope.

It really is super weird. Like, “Oh no! Someone is talking to too many people at once on SOCIAL MEDIA! Call the police!”

Having already fallen for PJC’s gambit, he has become suspicious. He cautiously peaks into the room. Doesn’t see anything. Stares into the shadows. Becomes more and more convinced you saw something he doesn’t see. Hears the latch click.

I’d never trap Lawcket for nefarious purposes, maybe just to tease him or surprise him? But Ill bet I could get him to check out a pile marked “Free! Overstock!” that included a neatly made corn-husk doll, a few big sacks of quality oatmeal, and a new women’s coat (just the right size for his Mom.)

Charlie! That’s awful! You devil!

😈😈😈😈😈 It’s ok, cuz I got the house to actually participate in making it, so it’s genuine, the trap is temporary.

A gingerbread house that has clearly had parts added by each member of the house (with their own unique style), and “Happy Djilia!” in royal icing scrawled on the front. There is a scale model of her suit on the front lawn with a smiley face scratched in the exterior window of the helmet.

He hears the door close and goes.

Reznor is a proper, solid choice. He's got range.

I promise Ill let her go after dinner!

An expensive hair oil, a bedazzled make-up bag, and The Anarchists Cookbook.

🤣🥰

Bagged one!😃

Reminds me of the time I was wearing a colorful outfit. My husband at the time made a comment about how I had on every color of the rainbow but blue. Lifted my shirt. Blue bra.

You mean like Jack being an actual real live witch? Or Charlie that has a removable body part? Or Steady that... well, actually, nah, Steady is about as cozy as you get.

The portculis drops. You now have a tall blond man shaking the bars complaining to be let out! He wasnt going to touch it, he was just looking! This isnt fair!

Oooh! You know more about games than I! If we can simplify Jack's magic, yeah, I suppose he could!

A freshly made meat-pie, still steaming, and a pile of licorice sticks.