Car keys

what a beautiful day for the Eagles to have a bye

Actually the Eagles have a bye

i bet lane and sark both lost on purpose just to take attention away from nick saban right after the premiere of his documentary. (kirby said he was gonna as well but then bailed.)

you just need to give Lane Kiffin some time to catch up to the more established coaches that he's losing to, like Will Stein and Pete Golding

umpire is right there but just didn't do anything. embarrassing

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTSSSSSSS

i like this much better for you.

hmm.

optimistic view: it didn't matter?

(checks pants pocket, pulls out so many skittles) oh fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuuuuuuck

how is penn state just out of timeouts, did they forget to pack them this morning

(LSU don't read this) kentucky you could go for the most amazing fake field goal of all time right here

- Drake Maye

tell Connor to make the shirt

(respectfully acknowledging Purdue)

that Hertz commercial strongly suggests that Kirk Herbstreit thinks some dogs ARE old enough to drive

do yourself a favor and go look at their defensive rankings

they tried to rally for you

i need to sit with this for a bit but i find your theory intriguing