I mean I did have to leave Taro 1.0 back in FL bc he was literally too big for me to bring with me driving cross country to OR. Is it divorce when you (amicably) split from a genetic clone and move to a different state? 🤔

Coming soon: additional green children who definitely need repotting before they're ready for their close-ups.

I forget what this guy is, too, but he's got a big brother who was outside all summer and is absolutely massive now. I think I'm gonna see about repotting them both into an inverted planted so they drape, they get so long long man and I feel bad when the stalks lean and tumble.

I forget what this little fellow is anymore. Nearly lost him last winter, he's still struggling but he's hanging in there.

Dancing bones (feat. spring onion photobomb) and tiger aloe have both nearly doubled in size as well. Aloe looking a bit noodly tho, might have to get some better fertilizer.

I gotta bust out the other corner plant stand the second one is too dummy thicc for the one I have the other plants on anymore, so he's on the cat litter bucket for today, pardon the dust.

Two thanksgiving cacti as well (I think thanksgiving and not Xmas? I'm never quite certain). Almost lost the first one to the lightless void that was my previous apartment, he's recovered wonderfully. The second one I stole cuttings from a shitty previous roommate and it blooms like mad every year.

Porthos also got a haircut to clean up his summer dreadlocks. He grew some vines with really nice variegation over the summer so we pulled some of the flat ones and replanted the variegated so he can grow ever more colorful. I've had this guy for more than ten years at this point.

Nitarou already had to be divided once, but I'm probably gonna have to divide him again and repot both him and his son. He's HUGE now.

Oh they grow up so fast. Look at the absolute dinnerplate on this guy now. Gonna have to get him a bigger pot soon.

"I'm just like any modern woman trying to have it all. Loving husband, a family. It's just, I wish I had more time to seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade." -Angelica Huston as Morticia Addams

Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume? Public Works Employee: I told you, you have to submit a work order to have the gap filled, it needs to be in triplicate, and then we have to wait for funding approval before we can get started, if we get the funding at all. It's out of my hands!

the devs trying to make miliastra happen/me refusing to spend a single red cent on miliastra they're tryna fuck my wallet but i didn't sign up for that so i'm playing the long denial game. 😎

four years ago I posted this image of paleontologist Jan Smit looking at rocks and his son-in-law replied with something even better

while you were studying the blade i was... practicing shitposting, apparently 🤣 glad everyone is enjoying them 🫶

me when my neighbors decide the whole block wanna hear their shitty spotify playlist.