I have just been prescribed a medicated mouthwash that costs $3,480.92 Stop voting against healthcare

Fun 😄

Interviewer: can you explain this gap in your résumé? Cpt William "Buck" Rogers: In the year 1987, NASA launched the last of America's deep space probes. In a freak mishap, Ranger 3 was blown out of its planned trajectory into an orbit one thousand times more vast...

OMG can i be invited to your next Star Trek party 🥹

Lawyer: “Yes.”

Interviewer: can you explain this gap in your resume? Me: Ask the biggest lace monitor in Australia. Time has no meaning to him.

I would have hired this response.

Interviewer: can you explain this gap in your résumé? Artist: That's the negative space. It helps accentuate the rest of my employment record.

Interviewer: can you explain this gap in your résumé? Wiccan: Thensly did i attend The Goddess among the sacred evergreens of the disappearing isles. Though the Fae spoke not, they whispered their wishes in the language of colors and flavors, of dreams and memories, both sweet and bitter to behold.

What is your family legendary for? It doesn’t have to be cool; in fact better if it’s not! Mine is known for nosebleeds. The Wink Family Nosebleeds were local lore in the town where i grew up 😄

All I have to say right now is that hospice workers are literal angels.

Oh good, the whole point of destabilizing the entire Middle East was so we could buy gas from Russia, right?

Thanks for the space 💜 I'm a queer & Trans enby & physically disabled type 2 diabetic. I work full time from home & am largely homebound. 4/7 of my Dr's are turning me away until I pay in full. We've been stalled for 27 days. I need help, please. GFM ⬇️ CA & PP: HMSBeardsley. Anything at all helps.

I appreciate this. Because you’re a newish account i’m not familiar with, i’ll follow you for a bit before boosting. Thanks 🙂