To be fair, most Americans don't CARE that the USA is a global laggard on paid parental leave, healthcare for all, educational spending, public transit, or most major United Nations declarations and treaties. Embrace of EVs is just one more thing to throw on the "Progress? I don't know her" pile.

Are you posting this from H.R.

Love that the Phillies pretty clearly sweetened the pot to keep Sam Fuld from leaving for Las Vegas, but settled for their *fourth* choice for manager when no one else would take their money

I know the answer to this is “shut up nerd” but is it a good idea to potentially have a 19 game season in college

My dog is an uppity snob. No idea where she gets it from. None. Any unconventional looking dog she sees, she'll walk a big dramatic circle around, barely acknowledging it

Neighbor family just brought home a bull terrier puppy and I was not prepared for its gurgling noise that passes for its bark. Do they grow out of that? I hope?

I've had it, but it's super tricky to get it right.

It's oddly pervasive

I know all sports fandom is kinda weird in its own way, but the way NFL fans defend and protect their teams like one of their kids is absolute loser behavior lol

I can’t believe how hard I laughed at this. His pitches even came with dipping sauce on the side

M’man went a long way for an authentic New York frankfurter, but it’s the baseball playoffs, so when in Rome 🤷🏾‍♂️

You know good and goddam well you were born on February 7, 1963

Do ANY of you miserable bums remember when Dodgers broadcaster Vin Scully was the national voice of baseball in America?

Oh, no. I’m so sorry, sis. Only took me 10 minutes on campus to know how much you care about these kids

Fancy that

*count me out* Marge meme

Oh! OH! OHHHHHHHH!