Justin Herbert and Baker Mayfield in a frantic race to see whose contract will be the bigger albatross

It turns out this Sunday had even more dumb football in store for us:

Jordan Love can eat a ten pound dick

Dre Greenlaw was ejected after headbutting helmetless Ernest Jones on the sidelines after late hit

That’s one of the dumbest things I’ve ever seen in a football game

Oh yeah that machine is already whirring back to life

Two idiot teams maxing out every last bit of dumb they collectively possessed

Flawless tie

Hoooooo shit browns

Kyler Murray was excellent today btw

5-0 AND a discernible passing offense? Happy birthday to Drewbear indeed

Let’s never call that play again

Drew Brees had an easy excuse to be insufferable this game but he’s been great!

Whoa we scored AGAIN

Jeshaun Jones with his first NFL catch, Kyler Murray kept that alive forever

But now they scored

I was pissed for a second when the camera panned and showed triple coverage