Just letting you know that your order will be ready for pickup in a couple of days.

Turkey this time! Ended up better than I expected. Want to do a beef/veal/pork blend.

A dozen.

She’s absolutely scintillating.

I make da sauce. Da meatbolls are simmering in it nao.

I’ll take 40 nuclear wings.

I make-a da meatball.

The Ocean’s comparison makes more sense. The first one was okay. I didn’t like the rest.

Is the Now You See Me franchise just John Wick for magicians?

It ain’t easy being country 😔

I just wanna drink my truck. Mow my dog. Drive my fish.

“Nothing beats the taste sensation when maple syrup collides with ham.”

scratch failed to capture the hedgehog so i sent him to his room without dinner and he yelled back that he doesnt eat. the attitude on kids these days.

✨ Seems your in trouble.. or not? Another boob for the boob month!✨

Sometimes I think about Eugene being the First Gentleman and running a little series of tutorials on how to tie a tie, how to iron a shirt, how to sew a button, etc.

再掲🎃

In the end, it's not a huge loss. There are so many artists out there that aren't transphobic weirdos who I'm much happier to work with, many of whom have also shown support for trans rights. I can wish this guy turned out different, but it is what it is. 🤷‍♀️

Friday Feeling.

"So, did you hook up with that single deer mom from down the street?" Eugene: "Oh, yeah, we used some leftover ingredients to make a date night pasta and played Fibbage." "No, I mean did you HOOK UP with her?" Eugene: "Sorry I don't understand the question"