FUCK IT. I’ll start posting it here. I’ll feed it to you in pieces.

Trying to regulate the food I shove down my scream pipe because I’m at record thickness but I’m like dying without a constant promise of a treat.

How am I supposed to look at a monster that’s still conventionally handsome? Disgusting.

I can’t get into it. He’s too human shaped. They didn’t even try making a freak.

On my knees praying for that obitussy

It’ll happen soon. It’s gotta.

Dyin

What if tomorrow never comes? Don't prommy me anything. whore.

$19 so i could buy a meatball sub.

Doing better than me

My wife has fallen for Mormon propaganda (dirty soda)

She’s physically grabbing the stove eyes with her mouth, unplugs them and drops them in the floor.

I can’t have another soupy. Oh god I can’t handle 2 soupys.

I’m having to keep gallon jugs on the stove eyes because PEEWEE KEEPS TAKING THEM OFF AND PUTTING THEM IN THE FLOOR????

''Is this your pussy?'' Halloween postcard, ca. 1909. Ref ARTS-PC-128, Toronto Public Library

Dreamt about putting heads in a hole again.

Drink the water outta your toilet, you George Costanza looking motherfucker

My enemies are amassing on the outskirts of town. Probably to apologise for their grievous misconduct

Yeah you can’t be inspired CONSTANTLY. Impossible.

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The server this was on got corrupted and they did a wipe and I’m sad I never got to finish my house. 😔