willooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow (@houseboundhemulen.bsky.social)

@houseboundhemulen.bsky.social Jan 22, 2026, 1:02 PM Pinned

@fleabagwashere.bsky.social Oct 13, 2026, 3:21 AMReposted by @houseboundhemulen.bsky.social

what if haze was friggin tuff

@houseboundhemulen.bsky.social Oct 13, 2026, 5:34 AM

trying and failing to read this to the tune of the modest mouse song

@stupidtwink.bsky.social Oct 13, 2026, 4:15 AMReposted by @houseboundhemulen.bsky.social

a four panel comic

i say “ope lemme just sneak past ya” to a group of people as i scootch along a wall to avoid them.

they turn to me and the main girl says “did you just say ‘ope’ you midwestern cunt?” the group is labsled “scary brooklynites”

they start to beat me up and one yells “grab her shit!!”

they grab a card from me and i plead “not my costco rewards card!”

END

@houseboundhemulen.bsky.social Oct 13, 2026, 4:46 AM

yesforce

@houseboundhemulen.bsky.social Oct 13, 2026, 4:45 AM

moomintroll, a rotund white creature with a simple face, smiling with arms outstretched, a speech bubble overhead leading to the above post

@houseboundhemulen.bsky.social Oct 13, 2026, 4:42 AM

i try, but i can't even get that right

@houseboundhemulen.bsky.social Oct 13, 2026, 4:22 AM

she gonna

applejack holding up a blank paper saying "we're gonna" with a triumphant look on her face

@houseboundhemulen.bsky.social Oct 13, 2026, 4:09 AM

@tadashidaiba.bsky.social Oct 13, 2026, 4:00 AMReposted by @houseboundhemulen.bsky.social

@houseboundhemulen.bsky.social Oct 13, 2026, 4:04 AM

@houseboundhemulen.bsky.social Oct 13, 2026, 4:02 AM

yooo i have this comic!!!

@houseboundhemulen.bsky.social Oct 12, 2026, 8:38 PM

100,000 views on willow sleeping livestream

@houseboundhemulen.bsky.social Oct 12, 2026, 8:32 PM

i should watch those movies

@houseboundhemulen.bsky.social Oct 12, 2026, 7:41 PM

why is???? he melons????????????????? awesome

@houseboundhemulen.bsky.social Oct 12, 2026, 6:33 PM

wow you look beautiful!! who's the lady on the right?

@houseboundhemulen.bsky.social Oct 12, 2026, 6:06 PM

i cannot believe i recognized the voice clip.. must've been 8 years since i watched sleepaway camp, shows the impact of shitty horror flicks i guess lmaoo

@houseboundhemulen.bsky.social Oct 12, 2026, 4:26 PM

alright pack it up y'all

a youtube video titled, "would jfk have survived if paige gave him a barrier". the thumbnail shows paige from deadlock and jfk

@houseboundhemulen.bsky.social Oct 12, 2026, 4:06 PM

im gonna cry they're so beautiful

@dendycrew.com Oct 12, 2026, 3:57 PMReposted by @houseboundhemulen.bsky.social

made this image to scare away a person i made up in my mind

@houseboundhemulen.bsky.social Oct 12, 2026, 4:04 PM

why is it... wet??