Hi Jaye and Argent! This IS a great cake and I hope you both enjoyed it in all its virtual glory. Happy day after, Argent! I trust your day was celebratory and filled with love and laughter!

Thanks Sassy! For both the inclusion and the meme!

Good morning Jaye! I’m always open to sage advice (sorry… but, am I really?), so that’s a gin fizz I can listen to! Hope your day is marvelous! Also, did I read correctly that today is Mr. Argent’s birthday? Looks like we should have cake with our cocktails! 🎂🍸!!!

Morning reading #5 More of a public service than a piece to read.

Morning reading #4 Fetterman, Fetterman, Fetterman… A little more genocide with your fundraising? Nice to see you’re building bridges with your buddies across the aisle. Shmuck.

Morning reading #3 See note from today’s first reading. Another example. Yeah, Kraft, helping the Palestinians to extinction is your reasoning, I suppose. The minute we read you were going to match Macklemore’s $1M, I smelled a rat. And boy do you stink.

Morning reading #2 Not saying this couldn’t have happened under anyone else, but that this happened on Kash Patel’s watch is delicious. National security has been reduced to a carnival act.

Good morning Bluesky! Morning reading #1 These assholes never disappoint.

Last one in, etc., etc.!

But of course! I’m house sitting fort a friend who has some lovely plants. I’ll post those later.

Nice GIF, Tricia! Just wanted to say thanks for including me in your packs! I’ll be returning the favor soon! Here’s Anna May Wong from Shanghai Express where I think your Marlene gif is from:

These are truly the apples of my eye, Jaye!🍎👁️

Here’s to happy robots!

Best meme of the morning! I had a friend who used to say “profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker” (in jest, of course; swearing is a sign of high fucking intelligence!)

Yay! Thanks Penny!

Wow! This posted! Connectivity issues in the US? We regress further!

Good morning Petal! (Well, morning here still.) I was thinking about you the other day and got a couple of semi-decent snaps. (Note the bee among the star clusters! That was exciting!)

Oh, Joy! That’s inspired! My carrier supports shellular!