Oh did you wonder why dinosaurs died in this sort of pose? Is it because they were adorable little monsters?

[guy with a pretty limited podcast diet] we should make the whole year out of the couple weeks before the NBA season starts

There's a pretty basic two-part question at root, "do you have any morals and are you paying attention." And, well, we know people like him are paying attention.

Man, Newton's "disagreements with managements" line highlighted in here is GRIM

It is fascinating which subjects the NYT headline writers manage to write things like this about

If I lacked object permanence in the sense that only things directly and overtly related to me seemed real I too would want to rename everything I see. What the hell is the Atlantic Ocean? Obviously fake.

Sand angels

The thing about this is that many, many people will now have the absurd lie in their heads as absolute fact, literally forever

Sometimes I wonder why people with like an entire walk-in full of easy-to-find skeletons would run for high office but then I remember that the kind of person who both has those skeletons and aspires to that office is probably a psychopath

Obviously it’s complicated but there’s an argument that one of the internet’s primary impacts was allowing shameless people to lie at a previously impossible scale

Pascal’s Wager for Dummies

ok sure but will it cure being a giant dipshit

I think a shocking number of our major societal problems would vanish overnight if you could magically pull the plug on the X platform and Meta, both of which are carefully designed to turn people into the worst version of themselves.

Still mad about this. “He has many government contracts” sure ok anything else that might be driving this or nah

Genuine malpractice to write an entire long story about the world's richest racist attempting to put the biggest thumb in electoral history on the scale and not even nod toward, I dunno, "he agrees with nazis quite a bit" or something

going great

Tesco Goes to the Beach

Australopithecus 3 million years ago:

Department of Beclowning