Trump is cancelling things faster than a Netflix TV show commissioner

Travelling on the tube is much more enjoyable when you use a station that's filled with transport police nabbing fare dodgers.

A downside of having two Tate Galleries in London is that you can occasionaly end up at the wrong one for the exhibition you planned to visit. P.S. Whoops!

Democracy works!

That's Dick Emery in a wig.

The government has named Sir John Kingman as the first Chair of Great British Railways (GBR) -- sensibly choosing a money and Treasury man to handle the political stuff that a Chair needs to deal with, while (hopefully) leaving railway experts to handle the day-to-day stuff.

You're half way through a back flip in the local car park when a message pings up on the screen "Your montly service payment was rejected, flying car subscription is terminated until you settle the balance"

Yet more Americanisation of the UK. /sarcasm

I didn't even know bummer was an insult. But then again what would this butt bandit fag know about that.

So Tesla has a car that can drive off a cliff and maybe try to land safely. An admittedly niche application, but that's really buggered up the ending to Thelma & Louise.