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AlanSmithee

@alansmithee1956.bsky.social

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Lucky heathen ⚛️ husband and father that punches up instead of kicking down. I often use profanity like punctuation. No DMs, porn or sales pitches, please. Really helps to have a bio and at least some original posts of your own for a follow back.

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@alansmithee1956.bsky.socialOct 15, 2026, 8:29 AM

Well, with all due respect, I dropped my ballot off at a designated county drop box (not the USPS) weeks ago and I’m still getting constant texts begging for $.

@alansmithee1956.bsky.socialOct 14, 2026, 6:48 PM

I didn’t scroll down far enough to have my deleted question answered. 👍

@alansmithee1956.bsky.socialOct 14, 2026, 6:22 PM

It would benefit Megyn Kelly to have these images tattooed on the inside of her eyelids as a reminder of what she’s trying to excuse.

@alansmithee1956.bsky.socialOct 14, 2026, 2:34 PM

But we citizens are literally free to laugh at you when you say something so patently stupid. GFC

@alansmithee1956.bsky.socialOct 14, 2026, 2:34 PM

Andy Harris is a buffoon. “You all say all believe in the First Amendment, but only if you agree with you. You should let me finish the sentence, ma’am. You are rude!” Yeah, Andy we do believe in 1A which keeps YOU i.e. the government from infringing MY right of free speech.

@alansmithee1956.bsky.socialOct 14, 2026, 12:40 PM

Got an email from the organizers of the No Kings I’m attending Saturday with advice on parking, etc. heh heh, it’s in the town I work in so I’ve got a permit to park and a restroom if I need one. I expect I’ll be standing in front of the office. 😏

@alansmithee1956.bsky.socialOct 14, 2026, 2:10 AM

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@alansmithee1956.bsky.socialOct 13, 2026, 10:43 PM

Is the best that’s yet to come still coming?

@alansmithee1956.bsky.socialOct 13, 2026, 10:27 PM

Gee, they better hope they don’t have to hire criminal defense lawyers too.

@alansmithee1956.bsky.socialOct 13, 2026, 7:27 PM

Pirate goes into a bar wearing a ships wheel as a belt buckle. “What’s with the wheel?” asks the bartender. “Arrr, it’s drivin’ me nuts.”

@alansmithee1956.bsky.socialOct 13, 2026, 7:20 PM

I may start referring to Kimberley Guilfoyle as Rizzo for all her hard work in Greece.

@alansmithee1956.bsky.socialOct 13, 2026, 7:16 PM

It looks like she has some prominent thyroid cartilage.

@alansmithee1956.bsky.socialOct 13, 2026, 7:01 PM

Who has the more punchable face, him or Teddy Cruz? Not that I advocate such behavior. As far as anyone knows.

@alansmithee1956.bsky.socialOct 13, 2026, 6:59 PM

No question about it.

@alansmithee1956.bsky.socialOct 13, 2026, 6:58 PM

Beeeecause they’re crazy?

@alansmithee1956.bsky.socialOct 13, 2026, 6:57 PM

Promise?

@alansmithee1956.bsky.socialOct 13, 2026, 6:56 PM

Do the meth

@alansmithee1956.bsky.socialOct 13, 2026, 6:53 PM

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