At Comic-Con Kevin Feige was asked about Doctor Doom’s rollout into the MCU compared to Thanos. In his answer he blamed me personally. This is, somehow, a true statement. Also, he makes a really great point

I still don’t know how that happened. Situation wise it’s less likely than the 13 second game. Eight seconds, no timeouts

“I hate rooting for the eagles but I needed you to beat the jags so thanks!” I did not send it.

I was in the middle of a “congrats” text to an eagles fan

That’s a “you don’t come back from that one” kind of loss

No, he said that. I’ve heard that story. I just mean I’ve never been this low on SNL before. Maybe around 94

I haven’t

In SNL’s sixth season, after an on air F bomb, they canceled shows (and then there was a writers strike) to retool. Just putting that out there

SNL is in a bad place

Kalen DeBoer seems chill

This reminds me, I had a friend who convinced the phone company he had a kid named, pronounced, Tay Dooday. They didn’t believe him. This went back and forth. He won, then the next time he called me, “The Dude.”

We may have a Ford Focus about this soon

I’ve reached the age in which when I’m wearing contacts I basically can’t read. (I’m near sighted and my natural vision is still great close up.)

I love how I misspelled my own first name

I rewatched HALLOWEEN 6: THE CURSE OF MICHEAL MYERS and on Letterboxd posted the section of my Paul Rudd interview from a few months ago when I asked him about playing the character that finally beat Michael Myers once and for all

Brent Venables sounds like Super Dave

Harrison’s Empire trailer narration is AI

What? Who still expects this for free?