“Pissin all by yourself, handsome?”

Love u ninji :03

Manifesting a big fuckin beesechurger into yr paws rn

You can talk to me while we’re pissing, it’s okay. You get special piss priveleges (pissleges)

The raccoons have learned how to use hammocks! They’ve unlocked the power of relaxation

Awww hamsome :-3

The places where I want to have irl small talk: n/a The places where I DEFINITELY DON’T want to have irl small talk: standing at the urinal mid-pissing (Inspired by a true story of me 10 minutes ago at work)

👀

“18, minors dni!”

The people demand to see penis friction

You’re one of the cuties that gave me the brainworm 💜 you would look sooooo good with my boot print directly on your face

Knowing just how much it gets some critters worked up has gotten me really into boots/stepping on people/pawplay. I aim to please, including leaving a boot print on your face and letting you spitshine them~

"The HIDDEN STORY of ABC" [3 hour skin-deep plot summary]

*fantastic*~

film/game composer. Think of all the subliminal audio you could hide in a game's soundtrack that only the most ~dedicated~ players will find

ABDL post nut clarity:

Gods same. I miss having pets

If it makes you feel any better I’m in a similar boat. Most musk art I do not enjoy at all, and it’s not something I’ve really done irl

This has been the mood for the last like… 2 months tbh

Soooooo true