Belmont

@bedbathbelmont.bsky.social

I'm Belmont, your local tanuki. 24, He/Him, asexual. 18+ only please. Icon: @jamejarrs.hoot.gay Banner: @rainyr.am

@toiletbones.bsky.socialReposted by @bedbathbelmont.bsky.social

Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately

Hello Bone Colleagues, I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. -- [My name] Chief Bone Inventor Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine Hartford HealthCare, The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
@chocomingo.bsky.socialReposted by @bedbathbelmont.bsky.social

Hi everyone. I have some important & brutal news to share, a double-whammy at that. First, my mom was just detained by and I worry she may have an ICE hold. Physically, she is fine & I'll set up a GFM for her soon

In the meantime, feel free to send support our way though Ko-fi
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