That playdoe joke is amazing

Me when I'm coming in for a kiss

I thought the same thing but he wasn't wearing the Meta Ray-Bans.

Also I'm the only person who works the mens department at my store. There's no way he could have mistaken me for anyone else.

I'm 10000% this guy was on cocaine.

I say "well maybe mark shouldn't have been pecker checking, huh?" He says "so... You still pecker checking dudes?" I'm like "I don't think I ever have" And he's like "well I gotta go, call Mark and check on him I'm sure he'd love to hear from you" and leaves..... Like.... Who was this man?

Just had the most bizarre interaction at work A man walked up to me and said "long time no see" I get that a lot working retail. Says "remember mark?" I say... Mark who? He says "yeah marks in the hospital for pecker checking dudes in the dressing room, got his head bashed in with a coathanger"

"resembles x" is such a dangerous way of thinking.

I made an AD account to talk about 18+ topics. I won't be posting nudes or anything. Just a place to vent about my gender dysmorphia, horny thoughts, kink topics, repost images that dilate my holes. I'm trying to be more freaky in these trying times. @umamiudder.bsky.social

Squirt just sounds so cute. Need to call it something more robust like SPRAYING or VAGACULATING

Invest in puppy pads. 👍

What breed of peppers are these :0 looking spicy

Also finally got my OTGW vinyl!

I figured out I was gender nonconforming at the age of 8 after shopping at a GAP and thinking "why can't I shop in the girls section" and my mom let me.

Bro their name is "feral". Using their own definitions they are automatically a zoo.

Real and relatable

Literally the same

She has her own ai called Mogen that she's been cooking. It's all based on her music and creations, it's not like a normal LLM but its still REALLY disappointing. Shes using it as a collaborator, she uses it like a diary, she is the poster child of anthropomorphizing the computer

I'm such a big Imogen heap fans and I'm devastated she's an ai shill 😭