This is going to be a fun series

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Relief pitchers have thick thighs and no object permanence. Very attractive

It's insane they let the Trop reopen with the bullpens still on the field.

Glad they both look okay

Oh man Caminero

You can’t just be up there and just doin a balk like that

Spot the Mets fan

Insanely funny and revealing for MLB to run Super PAC-style "MLB needs a salary cap!" ads on the broadcast during a postseason series between two teams that finished bottom five in payroll

"HOW CAN THE SMALL MARKET TEAMS EVER HOPE TO COMPETE" as the dead last-in-spending Guardians get a go-ahead RBI single from a guy they basically got off the sidewalk

It’s a combination of this and me just wanting the Dodgers to burn

I kinda want Brewers/Rays but I wouldn’t mind Brewers/Guardians

Also times like this when I miss the little fish grill that my Japanese stove had. (Not my photo but mine was similar to this)

I was really craving saba no shioyaki, but I had the salmon in the freezer and that worked. I should find somewhere to get mackerel that I can make it with though

teriyaki salmon, sautéed green beans, miso soup Oh and perfectly cooked rice (thank you, zoujirushi!) with a sprinkling of furikake Good dinner tonight!

the three mlb pitcher body types are: bubble butt, walmart dad, or ichabod crane

Yes 🥺

Happy to help!

I love the flappy bois 🥹 they’re so cute