If you were ever targeted by the Gamergate horde from 2024 onward, I'd love to talk to you briefly for a short section in my book! Reply, DM me, or email me at [email protected]. Signal boost!!

I think we are good to go

Good Star Wars name too.

Snoke's Famous

(As per tradition)

Happy 🇨🇦 Thanksgiving! Curl a frozen turkey down the ice for me.

My advice is, if at all possible, always be just one platform away from leaving online altogether.

There was a time when such a thing wouldn’t be documented.

I am not taking sides in the Celebrity vs Small Business Owner fight happening online tonight. Please respect my privacy during this matter.

Having Lorne Michaels be producer of SNL in 2026 is like if they had hired someone to produce it in 1975 whose main claim to fame was a hit radio comedy from 1928.

Also mutes take alt text into account. If you mute a word and it shows up in alt text, you won't see that post. I deeply appreciate people who use alt text!

Former editor here. People who write thousands over the word count are marginally less awful than people who miss deadlines. If you do both you have no business being a professional writer.

I like that that Solo CFX design is getting some deserved spotlight.

The Biddy Blas thing is a fun reminder that you can’t make that happen. It just does. Let it.

I'm finally being seen in Star Wars.

It also makes the image searchable. Trying to remember a funny post that was just an image? You can search for the alt text.

Nic Cage:

? He’d never fit in that envelope.