The people demand the mythical "doink return."

Wild that THAT was the word Shane apologized for using.

I loved IT Stinks, Stephen King's oral history of The Critic, though.

The last half of this quote wasn't circulating nearly as much yesterday, but it's actually the clincher. God bless this brilliant, gifted, absolutely deranged man.

I’m going tomorrow night!

Ha!

I met a neighbor with a very sweet small dog and a very feisty small dog, and she calls the gentle one "The Ambassador."

*feels a slight chill in the evening air* Ahhh it’s “it’s mid-October which is almost Thanksgiving which is basically the holidays so let’s circle back in February” season.

There’s something about it that is tonally perfect even if it’s not structurally perfect.

Just watched this movie on Monday and this is a tremendous bit.

This baseball game isn't even halfway over yet!!!

WAY too scary!

BIG week!

The Cupertino pilot is so good and this show should be able to run for a century on the quality plus the foundational premise of a law firm that exclusively fights against big Silicon Valley companies.

Hahahahaha I am READY!

How come no actor who gets super deep into character while playing a historical figure ever gets carried away and launches a public jobs program or overthrows a fascist government? It's always just doing an accent all day and yelling at crew members for not calling them "Wolfgang" or whatever.

Andrew Mayer is one of my oldest friends in comedy, and I love how funny and sweet his new hour show is! Really terrific stuff! If that sounds like your thing, I bet you'd like Have Fun, Be Yourself!

Am I WRONG? We must face hard truths!