Sometimes a product can be so shitty that you feel like it must actually be excellent. This is a prime example.

Whatever your favorite show is right now, if it’s not Slow Horses then you’re wrong.

Brewers/Guards series PLEASE

Who is the final boss of cragginess? Danny Trejo.

He was perfect for exactly one tv role and one movie role (moneyball) and everyone got all mixed up about it.

Holly’s insatiable, presumably meaning she had popped and now cannot stop

Accidental Trump Tweet:

Counterpoint: You Only Move Twice

“This is my favorite guy on TV,” my 6 year old daughter announces, pointing towards Steve Harvey

I’ve always been like “how are they so mean to C-3PO” until Siri came along and now I totally get it

Also Carrie Fisher never really decides if Leia should sound British or something

Democrats midterm messaging be like:

An underrated thing about the original STAR WARS is that all the characters in it have known each other for like a day

The thing I like about this tweet is imaging KH8 doing the air quotes around “Pope” and spilling a chalice of wine like he’s Lucille Bluth

Now defeated after 4 games of my girls u7 soccer coaching career and my daughter scored 5 goals today. Eat your hearts out, Berhalters.

Jayson Tatum, May 2025:

Duchess nuketheythem

MLB teams only have two valid mascot options: (1) No mascot (2) Unholy acid trip aberration

The White Sox can still advance to the ALCS if Pope Leo has the courage to do the right thing