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i was a speedrunner once upon a time but now I write porn that makes all the weirdest people you know go feral (pfp by @shishkeburger)
This is the Greatest bluesky reply of All Time
it's a bit anti deathball and a bit lategame "shit we're down 3 people and they haven't quite pushed all the way to our base yet while they have a wave up at their base, I can maybe make a stupid play"
this isn't a kink post this is a Charlie Kaufman movie that hasn't been made yet
It's when the entire enemy team is pushing your objectives as one, so one of you sneaks around to the other side of the map to push their objectives while they're not looking, either to force them away or (in extreme cases) end the entire game while they can't respond
definitely, Paige uses Going To but I still feel like she's referring to the action
(for non dota players: the latter is correct)
I love how you can tell half the VAs interpreted this line as "I'm on my way to a location called rat" and the other half interpreted it as "I am commencing the action of ratting"
Machine of Dubious Morality that turns Cheerleaders into Goths
people will say "did you know the creator of ... has a weird fetish" as if anything other than a weird fetish could possibly compel you to suffer through the creative process
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the crazy thing about this trend is how badly this exposes that these people have the same attachment and awareness of video games as scalpers do for pokemon
Ralsei… I kinda forgot how dresses work and bullshitted a lot.
Tommy (1975) Quite frankly I think the fact that anyone was even allowed to make any more rock n roll musicals after this was an act of hubris and arrogance.
good morning Chwoe!
what inspired this post was that while I was high last night Millie Helluvaboss showed up and when I went "aw cmon couldn't you have at least waited for the new season in a few days?" she replied "okay! :)" and walked off and I haven't seen her since
it's like making one of those stupid impractical viral instagram burgers, you just spam as much shit on there as possible and it works
here's the thing is like I'm not horny for the plapbait fuckmeat wobblewagon type porn dialogue myself, but using it to tease your friends who *are* into it is like the most fun you can have with sexting
🦌 Just a little, perhaps