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Alexis Raine

@steb.bsky.social

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i was a speedrunner once upon a time but now I write porn that makes all the weirdest people you know go feral (pfp by @shishkeburger)

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?Unknown authorOct 11, 2026, 3:40 PMReposted by @steb.bsky.social

This is the Greatest bluesky reply of All Time

@steb.bsky.socialOct 12, 2026, 1:00 AM

it's a bit anti deathball and a bit lategame "shit we're down 3 people and they haven't quite pushed all the way to our base yet while they have a wave up at their base, I can maybe make a stupid play"

@steb.bsky.socialOct 12, 2026, 12:09 AM

this isn't a kink post this is a Charlie Kaufman movie that hasn't been made yet

@steb.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 10:30 PM

It's when the entire enemy team is pushing your objectives as one, so one of you sneaks around to the other side of the map to push their objectives while they're not looking, either to force them away or (in extreme cases) end the entire game while they can't respond

@steb.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 7:24 PM

definitely, Paige uses Going To but I still feel like she's referring to the action

@steb.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 7:10 PM

(for non dota players: the latter is correct)

@steb.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 7:02 PM

I love how you can tell half the VAs interpreted this line as "I'm on my way to a location called rat" and the other half interpreted it as "I am commencing the action of ratting"

@pekorelle.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 8:49 PMReposted by @steb.bsky.social

Machine of Dubious Morality that turns Cheerleaders into Goths

some epic shit honestly
@kaekolormore.bsky.socialSep 18, 2026, 8:10 PMReposted by @steb.bsky.social

people will say "did you know the creator of ... has a weird fetish" as if anything other than a weird fetish could possibly compel you to suffer through the creative process

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@museum-of-twitter.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 4:48 PMReposted by @steb.bsky.social

@Daggerlad2

Friend: Wanna go out grab a beer?

Me: just gave birth to a clutch of eggs , feeling suuuper protective tonight :/

Friend: No problem man, I could come to your place

Me: yeah sorry man i would honestly prefer if no one came near me or my eggs rn, feelimg pretty territorial :/
@seasaltshrimp.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 12:24 AMReposted by @steb.bsky.social

Words of wisdom 🌹

#HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelAlastor #HazbinHotelLucifer

@gatchipon.bsky.socialJul 18, 2026, 3:53 AMReposted by @steb.bsky.social

hydrangea 🌸
#oc #wip

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@hatok.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 4:27 PMReposted by @steb.bsky.social

the crazy thing about this trend is how badly this exposes that these people have the same attachment and awareness of video games as scalpers do for pokemon

@chloewordy.bsky.socialOct 9, 2026, 11:23 PMReposted by @steb.bsky.social

Ralsei… I kinda forgot how dresses work and bullshitted a lot.

@steb.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 4:58 PM

Tommy (1975) Quite frankly I think the fact that anyone was even allowed to make any more rock n roll musicals after this was an act of hubris and arrogance.

@steb.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 11:48 AM

good morning Chwoe!

@steb.bsky.socialOct 9, 2026, 10:43 PM

what inspired this post was that while I was high last night Millie Helluvaboss showed up and when I went "aw cmon couldn't you have at least waited for the new season in a few days?" she replied "okay! :)" and walked off and I haven't seen her since

@steb.bsky.socialOct 9, 2026, 10:13 PM

it's like making one of those stupid impractical viral instagram burgers, you just spam as much shit on there as possible and it works

@steb.bsky.socialOct 9, 2026, 9:55 PM

here's the thing is like I'm not horny for the plapbait fuckmeat wobblewagon type porn dialogue myself, but using it to tease your friends who *are* into it is like the most fun you can have with sexting

@steb.bsky.socialOct 9, 2026, 5:39 PM

🦌 Just a little, perhaps

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