(I will probably see both movies)

At the very least they should take up go fucking themselves.

This weekend, it might be Nathan for you, but it's gonna be Street Fighter for me!

Woke up not feeling up to doing the work today, but then I successfully flagged the simulated phishing email, which gave me a sense of triumph and made me feel like I can do anything.

If there's one thing about me, it's that I will probably tell you to watch Puss In Boots The Last Wish. And you will be like "I have not seen the other Puss movies" and I will tell you I also haven't seen them but will insist you watch this beautifully animated movie about anxiety, death and family.

Follow along for more jokes for like three people.

Did Marvel give Daimon Hellstrom his own series in the 70s because he’s a nepo baby?

I have an important PSA to share before Crystal Lake premieres.

Ranking the Top 10 David Bowie songs, but I'm writing the list as if I were Paul Simon.

I missed National Coming Out Day yesterday, which is also the anniversary of the day my divorce from my first marriage officially went through, allowing me to officially come out as pan some 8 years ago. Anyway, I'm happy to have been able to be my real self for this long.

Luna’s new sitter left her a rave review. So proud of my “sweet little cutie.”

Can you imagine taking anyone in position of president seriously ever again?

Time to start saving for clown college.

The dream!

VIRAL! OBSESSIVE

BART

Chappell Slow-an

Adjusts the tempo of a song and then never normalizes it. Friggin’ ABBA and the Chipmunks singing Dancing Queen over here.