yea Im a bird and I eat chicken what about it??

Taylor’s best song was reheated Paramore nachos (The Story of Us) and that’s ok

furries be like “we make genuine friends here 🤗” then stop talking to you when you don’t want to be sexual with them

the 100 degree October in California is interrupted by a hurricane. God please send us a meteor already

if you see art of a beefy NFL mascot just know it was probably me. you’re welcome for my service in advance

Comm sketching, about ready to paint

I’m drawing BEAKS for a boring dumb bird flocking birdly don’t squawk to me

furry twitter in 2019-2021 was 80% chance of seeing a faunbutt icon

DIY suiters check in with me. materials/equipment cost, time spent, complexity/difficulty in producing it, did you use a base (premade base). specify the scope for your suit (full/partial/hands/tail)

put a beware on a guy with 25k for trying to be slick with me idgaf

too many artists get away with treating their clients like free money because they bet on you being too scared to stand up and rightfully demand something you paid for. don’t let them be right!!

you can just say "kill the cop in your head" without co-opting yet another important saying that has a very real meaning to especially poc. if someone goes "ew you like THAT?" your life is not in danger. you're not going to die or be MADE A SLAVE. shut UP.

Bengals defense is awful but watching a rookie backup toast the Cowboys is a little comforting

potion that makes you a fat burd

my kids mess up one paramore lyric they’re not eating

no, furries, you can’t shove a can in your avian friend’s butt to make “beer can chicken”

hey avians *plucks you* thanks bye