It’s a long weekend.

What about 'carve out a mighty victory that will become immortal in the pages of memory'??

What would your ancestors say??

You are summoned to deeds of blade and renown! You can't just be saying 'wehhhh'

Awake ye and rise to the clash of arms!

Never! It must shake the very heavens!

I mean Possibly After Bylaw has been sacked and burned

Baby cheetah cam? Baby cheetah cam.

The host shall descend upon Bylaw with many spears and deeds of boldness!

Burrowing owls always look at least somewhat grumpy to me at the best of times. Love 'em.

Got to raise the fyrd!!

Not from ten ensigns formerly of the numismatics department

No look we covered this when you wanted to make the all-ensign xylophone

Heck of a day to go run.

HR would also like you to stop telling members of the crew that they’re looking ‘nice and tender today’

They are skilled professionals! ‘Good meat on their bones’ is not their main qualification!

You cannot just use the stellar cartography department We’ve been through this

I thought you were finding them some kind of nutritious live screaming prey substitute

That seems like a thoroughly bad idea really

Maybe it was just a scam Kirk and McCoy cooked up so they could go to the belly dancer planet without burning any leave