Mostly people trying to steal a dollar.

I hope she winds up presiding over Trump's impeachment. I hope he has to answer to her. And AOC.

To get to the other side?

...and found diddly squat.

"Purple Rain" isn't too far behind. Neither is "Krush Groove".

"I know how that goes," said Mr. Gillette. "I'm busy shaving the world myself."

I guess the officers disobeyed each other's orders. If they had done as they were told they'd still be alive.

Happiness comes in small doses. Physics teaches us that in general mass wants to be in the lowest energy state possible. Happiness is a high energy state. Maintaining it requires constant input as entropy takes it constantly.

Another voice goes out into the night...

There are other details that would be clarified but mostly things would be the same: the war happens, Palpatine uses it to gain power, etc.

The story would be largely the same but with different details. For instance, Anakin wasn't a slave, he was part of the crew that Qui Gon hired to get them off Tattooine. Remember that Obi-Wan said Anakin was a great pilot when he met him. Owen WAS his brother and didn't approve of his friends.

I've been meaning to do a video essay on my reasons for remaking the prequels. It boils down to this: they're told from Jar Jar's point of view and he's an unreliable narrator. He gets the broad strokes right but the details wrong, hence the age difference between Padme and Anakin.

Now THAT'S a cool hat!

Hey, whaddaya know? Orange juice and chardonnay tastes pretty good!

Germany should build a wall down the middle of Moscow for 40 years.

Nice try. Until the reins are handed over to someone I can at least somewhat trust I'm not going back! And even then I probably won't.

You should try being Darth Raider for a day!

Ooh! The stinging! The burning!

What a mess he's created!

Go Browns! Number one in the AFC North!