I love chatting about bodies, body image, body attitudes, etc. if you want to discuss such things but don’t know who to talk to, you can try me. I am NOT any sort of mental health professional. Just a guy who likes good discussions

I have done my part in all my living arrangements over the last 20 years

For the mental and spiritual good of humankind, adults who live together should occasionally see each other naked. Just enough that it’s NBD

I don’t know how this view includes both my penis and my butt crack

Oh yes. Not everyone’s cup of tea, but artists should at least try the tea.

I’ve been wrestling with my identity recently, and I think I’m ready to embrace a label: beatmaker.

I really like looking at my nudes. I think my penis and butt look good. My great big kidney-filled belly? I have mixed feelings

Dear moots: If we’re ever in the same place we should photograph each other or some other creative fun.

It can be fun to share them with others, but it’s also okay for them to be just for you

My recommendation: Get nude photos of yourself (selfies or by a trusted friend). Keep looking at them until you love them.

It's not even the ethics of it. My career, my hobbies, my free time, hell, my whole life took off once I fully left Twitter. It is a place to go if you want to be stuck in a neverending race war feedback loop. Like not using ChatGPT, not using Twitter is a superpower. Remain employable; stay off it.

Wendy Carlos is legendary. I say this both because of her achievements and the fact that most of her music is hard to find. It feels like the stuff of legend.

Alexander the Great: I shall undo the Gordian knot [cuts it in two with his sword] What the hell? This is cake!

Evidence: She was topless from behind multiple times in The League. She got naked in Black Rock, which she directed and co-wrote.

(Complimentary)

I’m convinced that Katie Aselton would have had her tits out on The League if FX let her.

Got fired from PetSmart for unionizing the hamsters

one last san francisco story: I overheard two guys in a bathroom stall doing cocaine while talking about salesforce

Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your résumé? Lauren Hutton: [smiles]