Yes - given that, prior to the British arriving (before Argentina was a country) the islands were uninhabited. Unless you count penguins. And to my knowledge the penguins were not allowed to vote in the referendum

Cf Chagos Islands

Umm, the people who actually live there care rather a lot…

I think I saw that production! My cousin was a singing dormouse

I would 100% watch this

Yes! We tell her this a lot! Cat dragon, sitting on her pile of cosy warms

Nightmare scenario

That’s exactly what she’s been doing!

I have on occasion fed cat food to a sad and hungry fox that showed up at the back door (yes I know I know, don’t shout at me). So maybe it’s that? Then again, I know someone who ate dog ice cream once because the packaging was so similar to the human version of that brand. Apparent it was not nice

And yet, the more you feed them and let them and make them feel loved, the more furniture scratches you acquire!

There should be a word for the specific type of disappointment when you realise that yes you do have some biscuits in the cupboard, but unfortunately they are biscuits for cats

Kind of imagining that guy in 2042, suddenly bereft when his kid leaves home for college, realising his terrible selfishness, and calling the kid for a chat. And eventually realising he's talking to a chatbot they've trained in vengeance.

"Many of us were persuaded not to campaign" - so basically you all abdicated any responsibility to step up and provide the leadership your actual leader was ducking.

Quite a few look (or looked) Green friendly after the locals, around east London. I always thought his plan was to pick one of those for the next GE

Not for definite, and that’s my point. I thought he’d get a free pass for this one because it’s not an obviously easy seat for the Greens - any Green - to win. That was before the ZiR debacle. But if he gets a run at a better Green seat and loses, he’s toast

What a book!

Yeah. Dislodging him is going to be hard. My prediction was always that he’d get a second shot at a London seat, and if he fluffs that then the MPs would turn on him and the pressure would reach a tipping point