I still haven’t processed that kids now will constantly refer to the rest of us as being from the 1900’s. I think they do it just to piss us off.

But he does like him as an actor.

I tried to get my 20 year old to listen to Tom Waits. It didn’t work.

Gotta be like telling them to check out Roy Orbison.

So to kids today I imagine this is what they see: “Eh kid, you should check out Tool”

I remember in the 80’s all the kids suddenly got into 60’s music. Now to kids these bands were old af. Their members seemed like grandpas. This means Robert Plant seemed like Joe Biden to a 16 yo and in the 80’s Plant was younger then than all the members of Tool are today by decades.

It’s just weird now, “Check out these senior citizen rockers”. Maynard just had a hip replacement.

I hate to say this but “random guy recommends Tool to people” trope after 36 years now has “Have you met my friend Jesus” vibe.

The first tool was a rock. The second was the guy who wouldn't stop recommending Tool.

Australopithecus 3 million years ago:

Why are you on X?

what's lovely are Gillis defenders pulling out the "but it's just a ~joke~" defense along with "but women *do* dress like whores at the gym" and if I said what I wanted to do to them I'd get banned, so I'll just say fuck him and his enablers, including SNL and NBC.

Certainly Canada and Mexico haven’t found Trump’s threats funny either.

I don’t see Greenland laughing.

El-Sayed’s response to Kennedy:

At least Andrew Dice Clay had a personality and delivery even if he was delivering tasteless bile. He was aware it was the shtick. This guy doesn’t even have a shtick. He may as well fart into the mic.

Like someone’s drunk dad at a dive bar.

I hope he gets his gym membership revoked.