It was just…like wearing a ground tarp.

I HAVE told ranting jerks to shut their pie hole but yeah I also evaluated them on how much they outweighed me, whether they looked especially agile, and whether I had an umbrella with me

hey, who do i know in portland (the oregon one) that would not mind paying a peculiar amount of detail to cool places to visit in portland in order to help me plan a trip to portland in 2028? i want to go to the bullseye kilnformed glass convention

Don’t let the pigeon fix the bike?

Sympathies!

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Ooo thanks

I can’t hear you! Mumble, mumble, mumble!

They sell boob tape by the roll as well and for all I know it’s the same stuff as K-tape, but I find the pre-shaped stickers simpler than figuring out my own taping pattern. I have a lot of stickers left in the package before I have to worry about the most economical replacement.

even if it is only the Russell Stover subdivision that gets made with prison labor the right thing to do would be to eschew Lindt but I’m not sure I can give up the discount-sale truffle balls

I HOPE NOT I won’t miss Russell Stover candy much (I splurge on Feb 15 Lake Champlain chocolates, which is a small indie brand, or I REALLY splurge and go to a local chocolatier), but I need those veg sides for when my spoons are lowest

They are. For all I know the cheese sauce is pure 7-11 nacho goo, but it’s what makes the vegetables into a filling meal

Frozen broccoli, corn, and green beans are staples for me Also when the Green Giant veg-in-sauce sides go on sale I buy a lot because I find them very satisfying over a bowl of rice or mashed potato

I’m TRYING not to buy from them but SOMETIMES you just can’t find stuff anywhere else or it’s at least 5x the price 2” barrel curling iron for $20 on Prime Day price? And NOT having to master a round brush blowout? Yeah I caved.

I mostly buy frozen. In theory I could buy fresh but the reality is I no longer have the energy for the prep work, beyond dicing a scallion & mincing some herbs

the only canned vegetables I regularly use are tomatoes and legume-type beans DO I HAVE TO BUY FANCY IMPORTED TOMATOES TO KNOW THEY WEREN’T MADE WITH PRISON LABOR

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