I am not a forward, despite what these pictures suggest.

Done dirty by having my eyes shut in the only photo of us ringers

Finished playing a match (for a different team) and see Edinburgh are 3 from 3. I must be concussed, surely (which is possible given the black eye I've come away with)

Not content with me committing to buying numerous pieces of Edinburgh merch, Scotland have now brought out a retro range. Listen, I don't get paid well, I can't be shown this much payday bait in one month.

I used to think this too. I also just assumed everything was filmed where I grew up, particularly if it looked even vaguely similar.

Emotional scenes as the international break finally ends

If I'm being positive, good for Pocognoli to see the levels of shiteness that we're capable of sooner rather than later.

Jeez man

That goal could really define how patient people are with Pocognoli.

Oh my life there's a cotton long sleeve version. I am turned on to say the least.

"new retro". That's an odd phrase.

Friends and family are terrified that he may be about to spend every penny he has on the new retro shirt. Those terrors are about to come true.

Ta very much!

I feel dangerously heavy.

Freya's 7th birthday today. She's also asked for a Slice of India buffet, which I'm enjoying immensely but I'm once again full of paneer beyond reasonable belief

Suspect it won't even last past the next round

A world that sees Edinburgh with our first two and Glasgow get beaten in their first home game is a disturbing place to be. (Assuming it stays this way)

What's wrong with the Weegies tonight?