All the more reason to punish City. Premier league is the UK’s most valuable cultural asset and if it just becomes openly acknowledged that cheating is permissible the brand value will plummet

Araujo setting the fucking tone Is right lad

Jags are lucky they keep recovering their own fumbles today

this is the most important post

on the bright side, there are much worse possible outcomes for “my mom now holds ‘some guy on youtube’ opinions”

she would look at me and i would know she was asking me if i am a god

what’s wild is i have a black ‘91 civic si hatch in my garage and a ‘95 si engine on a stand next to it (where they each have been since my first of three kids in five years was born (22 years ago)) 😬😭💀

god’s chariot

that and his sort of general permanent “it will always be 1996 to me, and so whatever was a big deal then still is” delusion (remember how often he used to talk about making the cover of time magazine?)

the sitcom joke where they do a “trust fall” while the catchers are distracted, except

sorry, sent too soon—this abomination makes the neo yokio caprese martini seem normal and rational)

uhhhhhhhh wut

this has gotta be the least contested two-point conversion i've ever seen in my life

ah sorry 😔

yeah i think the moment she decided she could probably cash in on the race-science fetishists’ attention without it getting weird was in face the moment nobody was going to be normal about her ever again lol

(i also recall a semi-longread about the state of women in hollywood anchored around her intentionally taking every job she could in order to save up enough money to a) have a baby and b) survive not getting any work for a while post-baby)

her giggly closing-credits moment at the end of her snl guest-host appearance both got a lot of normal people going “👀👀👀 who is that” and a lot of right-wingers going “liberals will never understand why enlightened men of the west love boobs” then she just took a *lot* of work, and it spiraled

thinking about this post again