All my money goes into my garden,” Monet admitted. His garden was art before it ever reached a canvas.

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Judges whose orders are ignored by the Trump regime need to do more than complain from the bench. They need to throw people in jail.

🧵🧵🧵 I was going to write a simple sentence about the madness of the moment, but I got distracted by the U.S. president’s complaint that he was screwed out of the Nobel Peace Prize after bombing multiple countries, and then he bolstered his case with a plan to execute a guy in a wheelchair and ...

clearly

Water Lilies - 1917/1920 https://botfrens.com/collections/41/contents/11269

If Congress doesn’t act, Social Security benefits are on track be cut in 2032. Not on my watch. We must protect Social Security by lifting the cap so that those with the highest incomes pay the same share as everyone else.

last year: 1) alerted a lady she had a pizza on top of her car as she was leaving the grocery, 2) wife forgot to take off her hat in a restaurant, waiter nudges me, says "john wayne", 3) lvng anthr place in rome, waiter, impassive the whole meal, moves us back to our table for an amaro o/t house

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If Democrats retake the Senate, Warren will surely become chair of the Senate Banking Committee and, as such, in a position to investigate, humiliate and ultimately destroy Scott Bessent.

that saloon corpse looking mother fucker would know

brooks: when has america ever been against nazis

I'm white and dog shit at comedy, reward me

death by dick pong

museum: yeah this kid is toast. dead. you see a snake do what we do: run your ass off