Nic Cage is kinda like the inverse Jared Leto, I'll watch just about anything he's in.

Same

*looks at the state of the world in general and men in particular * Actually... maybe that one WILL get a lot of use

Now he's 90, and I'm reasonably sure he's not immortal, I feel I ought to work more BRIAN BLESSED quotes into everyday conversation before it's too late. The thing is how many opportunities per day am i going to have to say "not now, dear, I'm busy calling this man a cunt"?

indeed

Yeah the length really worries me

Maybe he has?

oooooo cool

We are soon going to have to come to grips with the fact that this shit is asbestos for the mind

I want to see an alternate version of Romesh Ranganathan's insufferable "What has the BBC ever done for me" ads that cover all this stuff

*sniff It does go on, Bill.

Ridley has decided we're having a lie in, so a lie in we shall have

Most dogs run slightly warmer than human in body temperature, but Ridley is extra warm even by dog standards, and his fur is so fine and soft. As long as there isn't a bony pointy bit sticking into me (and there are many of those, so it happens a lot, but not today) this is the height of luxury.

Nic Cage:

That precious moment of a morning where the dog has looked out the window, decided he doesn't want to go out yet, pawed at the duvet, and croissanted himself in the small of my back. Back is achy after yesterday's sewing lesson (pattern cutting, fabric cutting, all on feet) and this is VERY welcome

It tried to make me change "boys' school" to "boy's school" in a film description the other day and I had to fight with it for like three times before it gave up

Turns out these guys are real

Oh fuck the BBC honestly they are beyond defending sometimes. Here is my version and I love it. Iv seen it in black too so I may get another one in protest.

"as a teenager" *crumbles to dust *