If you chose sprain, you win congratulations! It's pretty gnarly and there's a picture but I'm not giving feet pics away for free on here, gotta monetize those!

The prize for guessing correctly is my nervously sad laughter

"she's a beautiful lady"

Did my wife sprain her ankle or break her ankle

Ironically I'll probably be at a memorial service at that time

They keep giving me more reasons to root against them

You know, Pitt would do this

They really stuck their necks out for him

Then it was perfect

Wait, you actually did it?????

We can add roasts to the tailgate

Can vouch for this

No we just hung out in a parking lot

I want to root for Bob Chesney, but I'm afraid he's related to Kenny

(no, for once)

My daughter when she got home "are you miserable because Pitt lost?"

I mean geriner turned into absolute molten asshole in the second half. Pitt had to do a lot wrong to lose that game and they found a way

Pitt always finds a way to do enough wrong to lose a game. We're consistent.

No buddy, we were the toilet bowl

Geriner was fine in the first half, completely melted down in the second half, the secondary stunk, and Kade Bell is not good at his job