@deelomas.bsky.socialReposted by @elithek.bsky.socialVery rare footage of a vegan plane refuelling…
Your friendly neighborhood Eli
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Stardust. Golden. Billion-year-old carbon. Born & raised in the U.S. Moved to Ireland in 2024 (permanently I hope). The world is better when we let people be who they are & don't crap on their joy. If you're planning to follow me to DM me, don't bother.
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@juliusgoat.bsky.socialReposted by @elithek.bsky.socialSan Dimas High School Football Rules!
@elithek.bsky.socialQuestion: Who looked sloppiest, the most out of sorts, today: the Eagles, the Jaguars, or the officials? Answer: Yes.
@elithek.bsky.socialChange Read Free
@elithek.bsky.socialDoes Slap Chop Vince run that place?
@mauraquint.bsky.socialReposted by @elithek.bsky.socialJust got invited to an Alice In Wonderland themed costume party so now I have two weeks to perfect my Tom Petty costume.
@elithek.bsky.socialAs with every coming out, I'm happy for you that you're comfortable being yourself 🙂
@elithek.bsky.socialRuin a book by adding a word: The Tom Green Mile
@elithek.bsky.socialSo a wombat's cube-shaped poops are gonna be big enough to, like, build a wall with? (It's probably a good thing that I don't get high and/or see wombats)
@elithek.bsky.socialLOUD-DER AND SAD-DER!!!
@elithek.bsky.socialJust a couple of galpals.
@elithek.bsky.socialDid you watch Maude? It's real.
@elithek.bsky.socialTurns out she was in a snow globe the whole time
@elithek.bsky.socialSmoldering books could be a safety hazard. Make sure they're extinguished by pissing on them. Otherwise, you're fine.
@elithek.bsky.socialOh, no! My Towel app has been uninstalled.
@elithek.bsky.socialFriend shaped. Just not friend sized.
@elithek.bsky.socialNarrator: They were, in fact, a young person. (I mean, it's all personal perspective, I guess)
@elithek.bsky.socialI initially misheard "Agents can't be trusted" in Creeque Alley (The Mamas & The Papas) as "Asians can't be trusted." For a moment, until I listened again, that was... maybe surreal isn't the word, but it turned my brain sideways. Not something I'd expect from them & very out of place in that song.