if this was a real thing of substance, the only correct course of action would be "i am now engaged in talks with our european partners to reverse this disastrous event and will be prosecuting every politician who was given this exact information but proceeded to ratify the fraud"

You can’t really understand yourself from your own choices. I suspect most of us don’t even know what those choices would be. We measure ourselves by our varied reactions to fixed culture. And we can discuss that between ourselves, to understand one another. Anything else is thick as mince.

A Daily Mail hack is currently going through Altai the tiger’s bins.

Did a bit of pumpkin painting with a pal and think I fixed it

Why on earth does this BBC piece on Burnham telling an interviewer the UK security services confirmed Russian interference in the Brexit referendum require a response from a pro Brexit pressure group? It's literally our Prime Minister telling us about election security. It's nothing to do with them.

*past

There was a listing for an appearance before Judge Michael Roques on September 30 at 10.30am. As far as I know case listings don’t stay on court sites passed the day they happen but I could be wrong. The reports suggested a trial at Oxford Crown Court next year

That’s so shit.

Doesn’t surprise me either. I’ve seen it happen many times. Still worth pointing it out.

Maybe. But the information that she’s been charged is out there now.

Yeah. A dose of that in there.

Yes, it was urging him to “come clean” about his living arrangements.

And the Telegraph piece appears to have been deleted too.

I’m not claiming to speak for every single British person. Where did you get that from?

Many of them find him ‘charming’.

There’s a limit to what you can say while you’re still in the magic circle.

Imagine!

Michael Gove last contributed to the Daily Mail on September 11 2026.