Somebody needs to invent the breakfast sandwich without eggs. I’m sick of waiting but I don’t own a restaurant

It’s so sick how both hosts of the Howard Stern shows have gone wig mode

He’s not gonna have Chinese Michael Jackson to kick around next week

I just offered to send Chris audio of me saying inappropriate stuff since I’ll be hiking in the badlands when the next writers room is recorded

I’m not offended when they say nasty stuff, I just hate them and the way they decided to fucking burn it all down before they die so we can clean it up. (We will also fail at that)

Yeah, it was disgusting and he also has all of his appearances locked up so that people don’t hear them

It’s so hard to listen to. There is not even a risk of there being a funny moment

I wish Gilbert Gottfried was still alive

I haven’t talked to my in-laws in 2 years and they are like “you can tell Bryan that we won’t talk politics if he comes over” and I’m like “it’s not the talking that pisses me off”

Riveting

I need some of those

General manager of a team ass hats

The 1800s lumberjack hypebeast

I’m a new kind of hypebeast, I need these 1800s logger boots

It’s the most Obama music ever made

Nooooooo

Imagine if there was more of that. No thanks

I’m personally thankful that Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros never made a comeback

I don’t give a shit who it is. It’s a red line to me, live-streaming an execution is so barbaric and hideous

Not voting for a Democrat that isn’t on record as saying that they will prosecute Pete Hegseth