One of the funniest things I’ve ever seen on Reddit dot com.

The McConaissance ended and life has just been going steadily downhill ever since

Friday at the movies is gonna be great. Start with You Can See Everything. Sneak into Musk. Grab the last matinee of Whalefall and then finish up with Street Fighter in IMAX.

I know the perfect commentator for this stream, who’s open to work.

Tomato tomato. It’s getting to the point over there where I can count the actual people I know on two hands.

How’s you pull that off?

Honest question. How many of those do you think were just rage bait grifters waiting for you post something so they could make a quick $5 off the quote tweet?

One of the funniest things I’ve ever seen on Reddit dot com.

I had her rumbling about her new album last year, but never thought to give it a try. Amazing stuff.

If you can afford to fail, you’re not self-made.

And she fucking killed it. My favorite SNL performance in the last 5 seasons.

All you have to do is leave.

Good luck to those running the Chicago Marathon today. I hope the many stupid signs around the course bring you joy as you suffer.

Love that cassette puzzle in Silent Hill: Townfall.

Fucking dweebs

Won’t the children think of the poor elderly driving a Ford Expedition around and mowing down their peers?

If I cant trust your farts, how can I trust you? I’m out.

I’ll shove your lines of code in a locker too.