That’s the goal

Where did I put all my obnoxiously big scarves

It’s fine we’ve gone through this every 28 days for the last 15 years

Truth is I love him More than I wanted to There's no point in trying to pretend 😭😭😭😭😭

It’s funny how you only understand some songs after certain relationships

That’s the problem!

I would prefer this to a bunch of questions

I should text him to say happy Thanksgiving right? Just to be nice?

Yes please

Don’t start woman!

Good morning we’re fighting

I don’t “like” to mess with people. They just give me no other choice.

Does anybody really know Colleen?

For Halloween I’m giving every trick-or-treater an Arch Deluxe

lol idiot

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Same. Cant do it.

Have you enjoyed a citrus fruit today?

Living with you's just putting me through it all of the time

You’re really going with “I’d rather children be brain-damaged” ?