Continuously baffled that Kash Patel, the kind of utter nerd who pays his respects to the departed by saying "see you in Valhalla," is the head of an organisation as infamously jock-heavy as the FBI. He'll be lucky if he isn't given a swirly on his way out.

My stint at the strike is over for today. Special thank you to the anti-fascist students who came down to show solidarity and gave me a bag of jelly sweeties!

Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to strike I go...

Kookaburra noises in jungle scenes everywhere outside Australia, too.

Root canal part 3: after being so proud of myself for being such a good patient the last two times, this time I choked, got a gobful of dental solution that burned my throat, and nearly puked while reclining at a 60-degree angle. Pride cometh etc, etc.

Make a war film rubbish. Anemone At The Gates

Is it possible that some Gen Z/Gen Alpha people deliberately post ignorant takes because they're curious about something, but they don't want it showing up in their search history, and they know that some oldhead will eventually respond with a mini-lecture containing the info they're looking for?

There are kids over on the other thing complaining about Hellraiser Revival having too much BDSM stuff in it, and in the midst of my eye-rolling I had a thought: is this how they look for information nowadays?

Being told to calm down makes me imagine this in response, only the Doof Warrior is playing "Solidarity Forever" on his flamethrower-guitar.

Anyone who watches the execution livestream should keep quiet about after. Because decent people will think less of you for it.

Nice one!

“Rarely has stupidity been so nasty, or nastiness so stupid… In fact, if Frankenstein decided to make a monster assembled entirely from human flaws, he would make a Trump.” – Nate White, 𝘓𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘰𝘯 𝘛𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴, 2019 Illustration: 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘎𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘶𝘴, pen and ink by Dutch artist Siegfried Woldhek, 2019

Some might say it still is.

Jesus

You know you've made it when that Australian guy does a dramatic reading of your tweet for one of his youtube shorts.

The Donkey Kong Encyclopedias were a fixture of many a childhood.

Hahahahha another taskforce 😂😂😂🥊