It’s pretty clear that someone did not read my dissertation as part of their preparation for writing this essay.

But, also, José Ramírez is just a GOAT.

Well, it was fun, White Sox. Onward.

Good news! The White Sox will not be no-hit!

JRam's last two homers are definition of "I contain multitudes"

A pitchers’ duel — just as we all predicted.

“Lord have mercy, it's a five-pound bass”

I have questions about what’s going on inside, tho.

Roasting marshmallows with friends is good!

Well, see everyone on Saturday.

This, uh, seems bad.

The pitching for this entire series has been, uh, notable.

Seven walks is positively Rockies-esque. Fortunately, watching so many innings of terrible pitching has prepared me for this game.

I really appreciate the effort from his holiness, but I see right through the Pope's disguise.

Sam Antonacci hit-by-pitch king

Big fan of a well executed double play. (I am supposed to be working tonight. Clearly, that is not going to happen.)

I can imagine. I mean, those are just cool.

Very cool!!!

Oh, indeed!