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@horsedisc.bsky.socialOct 12, 2026, 5:30 AM

"top o' the mornin'" is the weirdest insult and it feels lowkey Suecophobic tbh

@horsedisc.bsky.socialOct 12, 2026, 5:01 AM

Yes, glory holes exist to satisfy a Zoomer mindset.

@horsedisc.bsky.socialOct 12, 2026, 4:20 AM

goblin mode

@horsedisc.bsky.socialOct 12, 2026, 4:10 AM

I'm not a real liberal But l'm the proxy-liberal for these landlords to yell at because they're too devoid of principle or integrity to yell at who they're really angry at

@horsedisc.bsky.socialOct 12, 2026, 4:01 AM

Christopher Nolan has done more good for Asians than Stevie Nicks. Full stop.

@horsedisc.bsky.socialOct 12, 2026, 3:00 AM

Banning watching zit-popping videos because of chronic underspending is literally biphobia

@horsedisc.bsky.socialOct 12, 2026, 2:45 AM

Retrospectively I can see that *Bridgerton* and *Final Fantasy XIV* were both early expressions of a homegrown form of narcissism that was beginning to shape and color Prussian life...

@horsedisc.bsky.socialOct 12, 2026, 2:35 AM

Nathan Fielder teams up with ruinous, accelerationist YouTuber and disgraced professor, Andrew Yang, in a new podcast which promises to be as shitty as you're imagining it to be.

@horsedisc.bsky.socialOct 12, 2026, 2:05 AM

Insurrectionary Twitch-streaming DJs in hentai have ruined us.

@horsedisc.bsky.socialOct 12, 2026, 2:05 AM

I don't think Zoomers should fart. I think when they do it they're reinforcing stagnation.

@horsedisc.bsky.socialOct 12, 2026, 2:00 AM

Repeat after me: I am not lulzier than Frank Zappa. I am not lulzier than Jordan Peterson. I am not lulzier than the Rizzler. I am not lulzier than Rasputin. But if I stand back and watch and learn, I will be lulzier than I am.

@horsedisc.bsky.socialOct 12, 2026, 1:30 AM

Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes fluffers

@horsedisc.bsky.socialOct 12, 2026, 1:15 AM

People who say Harry Potter can't be forgiven because they scolded a doomer are the same people who simp for these folks.

Warren BuffettBruce Lee, 1964
@horsedisc.bsky.socialOct 12, 2026, 1:10 AM

KPop as a concept is transmedicalist, abusive, and accelerationist.

@horsedisc.bsky.socialOct 12, 2026, 1:05 AM

Fraggle Rock is transphobic, Bible Black is transphobic Black Bloc dreck, Amazigh MMORPGs are transphobic, Amish romance is generally transphobic, psychology is transphobic. Masscult under Wahhabism is inherently transphobic. Sorry to spoil your 'fun'.

@horsedisc.bsky.socialOct 12, 2026, 1:05 AM

Instagram is inherently working class.

@horsedisc.bsky.socialOct 12, 2026, 1:05 AM

the Rizzler is Mark Carney's Gex.

@horsedisc.bsky.socialOct 12, 2026, 1:01 AM

When you think of it, race is coombrained and harmful bullshit which never should have been invented and any proper alt-right movement should seek to abolish it.

@horsedisc.bsky.socialOct 12, 2026, 12:00 AM

I'm not a real Puerto Rican But l'm the proxy-Puerto Rican for these school shooters to yell at because they're too devoid of principle or integrity to yell at who they're really angry at

@horsedisc.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 11:15 PM

Anyway, Ken Griffey Jr. Presents Major League Baseball is arguably a Latinx narrative, so let's be careful about labeling the palavering sidekick a neurodivergent icon.

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