Really made me wish I didn’t know how to read

I’m speechless

I really like watching Derrick Henry play football

I hate being a millennial because sometimes I will melodramatically ask myself "what am I doing?" and mental autocorrect suggests "oh yeah that's right I'm doing me" . I would pay an exorcist good money to remove Drake from my brain entirely

I lived in College Station from 2011 to 2013 so I know exactly how long Mike Evans has been in the league

Not everybody feels the need to decide if each and every person or organization they encounter in life is Good or Bad

Yeah and I think that’s how most people feel!

An extremely Bluesky thing is multiple people being like “Well duh, Tom Cruise is in it” like that’s what’s keeping normies from seeing Digger.

Started getting ready to walk the dog because I thought the game was basically over and now I’ve upset Spruce by returning to the couch

Yeah not every thought is meant to be shared

Ok I’m glad someone else noticed that part because it’s driving me nuts

Yeah that man is 47

Yeah that’s the thing, I don’t really believe it’s a mistake, but if it is, I don’t really want to date someone who’s too incompetent to correctly select their birth year when setting up a profile. I have never once made myself 5-10 years younger by mistake.

That’s neat

Ahh ok! I feel like I’ve seen you post some vegan or potentially vegan pizzas

Are you not vegan anymore?

Need all little black pugs to stop fucking standing on my thighs because it hurts

baseball in 2026 is like "the home team's starting pitcher gutted it out through thick and thin in a herculean effort of four and one third innings"

Wow I’ve never seen one where they admit to lying about their age but then don’t tell you the real age