also i regret to inform you: a series' game looks exactly like what the people who were contracted to make it have made it look like. like, by definition, the new CV game looks like a CV game because it literally IS a CV game.

"You can't tell it's a Castlevania game by looking at it" in what way? have i recently been pepper-sprayed or something? What about the new CV game doesn't look like a CV game? christ, aging gamers are fuckin' weirdos. absolutely embarrassed to be part of this age bracket.

DOON (2026)

fridays are usually a fairly low turnout day for me so i'm gonna take this opportunity to FUCKIN GIT GUD at GALACTIC RACER (because hoo lawd do i need the practice) tomorrow: GILDER GETS A JOB II begins see y'all in a little for SKRIB DOON

if you believe anything Elon musk says in 2026 even a little bit, you are part of the problem. Sorry dog that shit ain't real in a way that matters, get real

How does anyone manage to make the GameCube controller EVEN WORSE

As I said, you could chain a pair of monster trucks to my soul and not be able to pull those statements out of me, even if I were an AI user ESPECIALLY the one where he says he uses the slop machine and doesn't do any less work. How garbage do you have to be to fail at the big AI selling point

My throat is all fucked up from yapping too excitedly at beating down biddy blas yesterday. i'm taking a day off to rest it getting good at the galactic gofast will have to wait. tomorrow starts "gilder goes to work II," a special couple streams of goofy horror games where have to *gulp* get a job

Hahaha apparently it's his EULA? Got that from the quoted thread so I have no idea if it's true; I ain't downloading that "cwaude pwease do my homewowk" shit

Lmao I guess he's blocking people for not jumping on the slopcode love bus What a complete dork

You couldn't pull those three "affirmations" out of me if you had Gravedigger and Bigfoot chained to my soul going flat out

Oh my fuck I suddenly feel better about ANYTHING creative I've ever done Imagine how fuckin garbage at life you have to be to use the slop machine and not work less that's the whole damn point I thought?

Great game, great devs

I'm gonna have to get my burnout 3 legs back. TOMORROW. GILDER GETS GOOD (GALACTICALLY)

okay, galactic racer BANGS, but i am real bad at it, lol

Time for all the twats who love to center themselves when a celeb outs themselves as a douchebag to let us all know that they "never listened to Metallica" or "always knew something was off about hetfield" Thanks duder here's a cookie, we'll see you next "famous guy you never watched/listened to"

I swear to god one day PR firms will stop lying about watching streams All you have to do is be honest and say "I see from scraping your stream history that you stream [related genre] a lot. Want to try this game?"

Absolutely agree. Both the 2 and 4 Remakes landed so well, and didn't take anything away from the OGs still existing and being awesome in their own right.